But I digress, I wanted to touch on the absolute madness that is the royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton. Of course I've DVRed the wedding, of course I plan on watching as much of the gossip as I can, and I'm definitely excited to see what Kate wears. Will I wake up at 4am on Friday morning to watch a wedding taking place in London? fuck no.
Would I ever purchase tea bags with kate and william on them? nope. (although they would be a hilarious gift to any tea drinker....)
maybe one day I will be made into a tea bag. one can only aspire to be like princess kate.
It's a little obnoxious the amount of media that surrounds this wedding. Lucky for those of you who are disgusted by weddings, there's a site that blocks you from wedding news and a barf bag in case some slips through the cracks.
If you want something to remember the wedding, here are some favors for the masses:
I think the condoms and pez dispensers are my favorite.